• Miss Tennessee Rachel Smith was crowned Miss USA recently. Methinks it had much to do with her prominent camel toe during the swimsuit competition.
• The 10 worst rap album covers ever made. Sadly, I used to own one of them. I can only wish it were M$ Tee Having Thing$ or Tec-9 Straight From Tha Ramp.
• After the move this weekend the wife and I will be within spitting distance of the best liquor store and mini-golf in Colorado.
  

Labels: camel toe, link goodness, liquor, music, pop culture, the greens, vajayjay, wife

A term for female genitalia that was overused last night while drinking Coors products and playing College Football 2005 on the PS2 with the SG crew: meat curtains.

Related: Bitch looks like she is smuggling a roast beef sandwich in that leotard.

Labels: camel toe, sg crew, vajayjay

An excerpt:

When the singer first learned what the company wanted her to market, she was quite hesitant to agree to the project. UFT, however, explained that the sanitary pads are a cutting edge product that not only gives women that spring-fresh feeling, but also prevents menstrual cramps. Hearing this, the singer eventually accepted the offer.

Labels: pop culture, vajayjay

This weekend I played hours of GTA Vice City, got drunk wearing a super Afro wig to a Halloween party and participated in my semi-final playoff hockey game against the Husson Boys, Mike and Mark. Our team battled hard, but due to some late penalties, we came up short of the victory. Mike and I used to play alongside each other during the early days of the Slashing Hyena Hockey Club. The Hyenas are currently embroiled in internal strife as four players are leaving to test the free agent market. I was recruited once again by the organization to play, but I am under contract with my new club for several more seasons.

Fucking Mormons. The next time you want to kill your pregnant wife be smart and file a life insurance claim, stage a car accident and collect your check. Or, being of the Mormon faith, just take another wife that is a sociopath pornography addict so you have something in common.

Pro-Lifers will do anything for attention. If you have an objection to the procedure, than do not have one. It is wise to keep abortion legal. Currently the procedure can be performed in the sterile and safe environment of a hospital as opposed to on a urine soaked mattress in some trash-ridden alley by a voodoo motherfucker with a coat hanger. It is not anybodys place to tell a woman what she can and cannot do with her uterus. Except for me.

Labels: /mark, dead babies, death, geekery, halloween, hockey, mormons, religion, vajayjay, weekend that was