- Thailand is portraying imagery of bad teeth, tumors and death instead of verbal cues as warnings on cigarette packs.
- "Cool Mom" Silvia Johnson (reacquaint yourself with the saga here and here) is moving to scenic Canon City, Colorado for the next 30 years. With that haircut I think she'll fit right in.
- I did not know it was so easy to get Mormons to jump from moving cars. Any Latter Day Saints out there need a ride? (In all honesty, we probably would not make it to backing out of the driveway).
Labels: bad parents, colorado, death, link goodness, mormons, perversion, silvia johnson
You may
remember Silvia Johnson, the pride of Arvada's parenting community. After learning life altering lessons from her previous legal misadventures (read: giving teenage boys free dope and sucking them off), Silvia filled an SUV with adolescent children and gave the wheel to a young, unlicensed driver. Hijinks
ensued.
Labels: a-town, bad parents, colorado, silvia johnson
Arvada, Colorado is the place where I grew up, attended school, played little league baseball, rode my bike to the swimming pool during the summer and went to Cub Scout meetings. It is also the place where I developed a penchant for whiskey, made a living on girls with low self-esteem and watched alcohol-fueled punks fight almost every weekend. It is the same place where
Silvia Johnson, self-proclaimed "cool mom," just got
busted for providing teenagers with drugs, booze and sexual favors.
Yeah. That is my hometown.
Labels: a-town, bad parents, childhood, colorado, drinking, drugs, silvia johnson
