The rain falls softly on the metal roof. OJ is currently in jail for a B and E. I inhaled eight tacos and a bowl of green chili with Team Hofkamp during the Broncos game yesterday. Two homeless guys just walked by our office window with four shopping carts full of cans that were covered with assorted tarps and bungee cords yet neither were wearing a rain slicker or a poncho. I get free Brothers BBQ for lunch today. We just learned that one of our freelance designers is a con-artist and wanted for fraud. Pumpkin pie sounds delicious.

Labels: funk, random

I believe it is important to take care of your appearance. Especially when it comes to bleaching your ass.

Labels: random, stupidity

A gallery of winners at the International Beard and Mustache Championships. Your madness pleases me, Joachim Ott.

Labels: random, stupidity

• I enjoy having a penis.
• I am going to be all Top Jimmy on the treadmill tonight.
• There are two advantages to being with a woman who just had a baby. First, the oversized breasts would be fun to smack around. Second, you have a natural milk source around if you need a squirt in your Raisin Bran and do not feeling like driving to the grocery store.
• I wonder if the two-headed baby is doing okay.

Labels: random

Sixty pound tumors, beating down old ladies with raw lumber and attacking Jesus statues with axes.

Labels: disease, random, xmas

On my drive into work this morning I saw two little kids playing with a balloon at the bus stop. This made me happy.

Labels: data slaughterhouse, random

Peanut butter and jelly. Martin and Lewis. Steak and potatoes. Satanism and puppetry.

Labels: evil, random