The rain falls softly on the metal roof. OJ is currently in jail for a
B and E. I inhaled eight tacos and a bowl of green chili with Team Hofkamp during the
Broncos game yesterday. Two homeless guys just walked by our office window with four shopping carts full of cans that were covered with assorted tarps and bungee cords yet neither were wearing a rain slicker or a poncho. I get free
Brothers BBQ for lunch today. We just learned that one of our freelance designers is a con-artist and wanted for fraud. Pumpkin pie sounds delicious.
Labels: career, denver, funk, random, taxi dev
I believe it is important to take care of your appearance. Especially when it comes to
bleaching your ass.
Labels: random, stupidity
A
gallery of winners at the International Beard and Mustache Championships. Your madness pleases me, Joachim Ott.
Labels: random, stupidity
- I enjoy having a penis.
- I am going to be all Top Jimmy on the treadmill tonight.
- There are two advantages to being with a woman who just had a baby. First, the oversized breasts would be fun to smack around. Second, you have a natural milk source around if you need a squirt in your Raisin Bran and do not feeling like driving to the grocery store.
- I wonder if the two-headed baby is doing okay.
Labels: music, pop culture, random
Sixty pound
tumors, beating down old ladies with
raw lumber and
attacking Jesus statues with axes.
Labels: disease, random, xmas
On my drive into work this morning I saw two little kids playing with a balloon at the bus stop. This made me happy.
Labels: data slaughterhouse, random
Peanut butter and jelly. Martin and Lewis. Steak and potatoes.
Satanism and puppetry.
Labels: evil, random
Everyday I carpool to work with my friend and coworker JT. It is an event filled with colorful metaphors mixed with mindless drivel about substance abuse, threats, sexual escapades, pornography, sporting events, video games and world events. We also yell out the window at bad drivers like a pair of crazed vigilantes. Every so often, a gem escapes in conversation that is worthy of praise and respect. Yesterday afternoon JT dropped the term
chumming the waters to describe masturbation. The phrase's beauty and elegance are truly something of wonder and henceforth I will be using it until my dying day.
Labels: a-town, data slaughterhouse, l-i-v-i-n, random
