• George Clooney is a bitch. All the deviants on my Thursday night ice hockey team judged me a few weeks ago for not having seen Two Girls And 1 Cup. So I gave into peer pressure and watched the scat sickness unfold before me. I am convinced the two girls were eating chocolate soft serve ice cream and not engaging in actual corpophilia. I need footage of the poop in question being shat into the cup, not the cup going off camera and than magically re-entering the frame filled with poop. Who are you judging now, Thursday night ice hockey team?
  
• In California, science dorks are getting their panties in a twist over the first substantiated wolverine sighting since the 1920s. Yee-haw! It is a large, ferocious weasel!
• Erotic Falconry is a great idea with poor execution (Read: birds of prey Photshopped into pictures of hot chicks). I was expecting topless shots of hot chicks with falconers gloves and assorted raptors affixed to them. I guess my standards are just too high. You disappoint me yet again, internet.

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• Indisputable proof that porn cannot be stopped. Resistance is futile.
• Exposed genitalia will make its long awaited debut in Japanese cinema later this month. It saddens me to think that generations of Japanese adolescents missed out on full frontal nudity in R-rated films. I do not know where I would be today without Porky's and Revenge of the Nerds. Maybe into church or doing missionary work in third world countries. It gives me the shivers just thinking about it.
• Jenna Jameson has a community outraged over her takeover of a local strip club. Said one area resident opposed to the purchase: "Maybe when she finds out what a bunch of rabid nutcases she has living in the area she will just go away." Jenna Jameson is in the porn industry and used to working with rabid nutcases. Being as said rabid nutcases are usually going down on her, things are about to get interesting in Scottsdale, Arizona.

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Dig on the new look for the MB. Then dig on the best porn DVDs of 2004 and skanks from Utah that give hair cuts in their bikinis.

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Maybe I am am antiquated in my child rearing methods, but I think showing children hardcore pornography will not adequately demonstrate what could happen to them by talking to strangers.

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I have a problem with Jehovah's Witnesses. It stems from the fact that they like to pound on my door early on Saturday mornings. One particular Saturday these Restorationist pricks came a-knocking. I awoke from deep slumber, threw on a pair of boxer shorts, stumbled down the stairs and opened the door. Before me stood two brainwashed youngsters spouting off at the cake chute about Jesus. Politely I informed them of no soliciting ordinance that governs the town home complex. They responded by telling me they obey the law of God and not the law of man. I was tempted to deconstruct the entire history of human law all the way back to the Code of Hammurabi, but I was tired so I slammed the door on their Jehovah-loving faces instead. My lady lives in the same town home complex and gets the door-to-door action, pamphlets and letters. I read one of their pamphlets; it was a detailed dissertation about the evils of pornography. Jehovah's Witnesses think pornography is bad. You see what I am saying? They are completely out of touch. Unfortunately, according to this, their tribe in increasing.

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