• A camouflage "fuck" hat with "fuck" written in Old English lettering; its says your are classy but you also know how to party.
• A cartoon about Mormon Theology. I am going to teach my kids that they owe it to the world to defile at least one Latter Day Saint in their lifetime.
• Spiders crawl into boy's ear. Hijinks ensue.

Labels: link goodness, mormons, pop culture, tomfoolery

Labels: mormons, perversion, religion

• Thailand is portraying imagery of bad teeth, tumors and death instead of verbal cues as warnings on cigarette packs.
• "Cool Mom" Silvia Johnson (reacquaint yourself with the saga here and here) is moving to scenic Canon City, Colorado for the next 30 years. With that haircut I think she'll fit right in.
• I did not know it was so easy to get Mormons to jump from moving cars. Any Latter Day Saints out there need a ride? (In all honesty, we probably would not make it to backing out of the driveway).

Labels: bad parents, colorado, death, link goodness, mormons, perversion, silvia johnson

This weekend I played hours of GTA Vice City, got drunk wearing a super Afro wig and participated in my semi-final playoff hockey game against the Husson Boys, Mike and Mark. Our team battled hard, but due to some late penalties, we came up short of the victory. Mike and I used to play alongside each other during the early days of the Slashing Hyena Hockey Club. The Hyenas are currently embroiled in internal strife as four players are leaving to test the free agent market. I was recruited once again by the organization to play, but I am under contract with my new club for several more seasons. Besides that, the Hyenas did not offer shit for a signing bonus.

Fucking Mormons. The next time you want to kill your pregnant wife be smart and file a life insurance claim, stage a car accident and collect your check. Or, being of the Mormon faith, just take another wife that is a sociopath porno addict so you have something in common.

Pro-Lifers will do anything for attention. If you have an objection to the procedure, than do not have one. It is wise to keep abortion legal. Currently the procedure can be performed in the sterile and safe environment of a hospital as opposed to on a urine soaked mattress in some trash-ridden alley by a voodoo motherfucker with a coat hanger. It is not anybody's place to tell any woman what she can and cannot do with her uterus. Except for me.

Labels: hockey, mormons, weekend that was