Calculus taught by skanks in bikinis; installments one and two.

Labels: education, tomfoolery

13% of an Ohio high school's student body is heavy with child. The other 87% are waiting for their turn.

Labels: education, sex

A new school in Milwaukee has been opened for the victims of bullying and harassment from other children. Their school mascot will be Kurt Cobain and they will never be good enough to win a city championship in basketball.

Labels: education, stupidity

Insane? No. Mentally ill and making a fourteen year-old boy the undisputed king of his middle school? Yes.

Labels: education, perversion, sex

Sexual repression is alive and well in our nations schools. Rather than implement a zero tolerance policy against dry humping, I say to implement one against stupidity.

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A kid who got beat up for wearing a pink shirt to school is suing the school and his attacker. I have some words of advice to the little Mary wearing his ballerina gear. If you are delusional enough to believe that nobody is going to call you a "faggot" and try to fight you when you are:

1. A male.
2. Wearing a pink collared shirt to high school (a place renowned for excessive social Darwinism).

Then you deserved the beating you got. Only one man can pull off the pink shirt and his name is Don Johnson.

Labels: education, pop culture, stupidity

I remember my sex education classes in high school and they were nothing like this. Instead of promoting positive sexual attitudes, my health class obliterated any beauty associated with the act (especially when your partner swallows) and instead showed horrific filmstrips of genitalia decimated by sexually transmitted diseases.

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Contemporary society is coddling children too much. Aside from eliminating the negative connotations of red ink, some Tennessee schools are now adopting a 0-50 policy. This means that the lowest possible grade a student can receive is 50 percent instead of zero. The process of eliminating the zero mark will benefit lazy students that do not turn in anything as they will still get 50 percent. At an early age kids will begin to learn that even the most minimal of efforts will be rewarded. Should we give them their union cards now?

Labels: education, stupidity

Red ink is being banned in primary British schools because, "The red pen has negative connotations and can be seen as a negative approach to improving pupils' work." Since writing negative remarks in a different colored ink would invoke the same connotations as the red pen, maybe these sensitive little pricks should get gold stars and cookies when they do well and smiley faces when they do poorly. Under this system, the line between right and wrong will be blurred enough so the only thing kids will learn is that it is socially acceptable to be stupid because it makes people smile.

Labels: education, stupidity