Conspiracy theorists have long been masturbating to
DIA for its seemingly
clandestine activities. To date, the
Freemasons,
Illuminati,
UFOs,
underground military bases and
reptilian aliens have all been linked to
Denver International Airport. Prophetic messages are claimed to be seen in the art murals of
Leo Tanguma that predict the impending
apocalypse (conspiracy theorists apparently have never taken an art history course nor are familiar with Mexican muralista painters). Traveling in and out of
DIA on countless occasions I have never seen any concentration camps full of
reptilian aliens nor any
Freemasons holding a virgin sacrifice in Concourse A, but I have seen some long goddamn lines at the Frontier check-in counter.
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