- Unicorn madness brought to you by my wife's childhood needlepoint "Unicorn Jumping Over A Rainbow" project.
- Best. Jon Mayer. Fan. Ever.
- I need to order business cards for Broz Design and beef jerky is now officially under consideration.
Labels: broz design, link goodness, music, pop culture, tomfoolery, wife
The first few weeks of parenthood have been rife with happiness, urine, poop and sleep in three hour clips. The boy is still getting the day/night schedule figured out so I am getting used to working at four in the morning while he squirms about and makes cute little noises. The wife has it far worse as she is the food source and usually the one waking up at all hours to nurse. Women
really get the shitty end of the deal in nature. Menstruation? Check. Squeezing a living human out of your vagina? Check. On call for the first year (or first six years if you are a perverted fruitcake) to suckle said living human? Check. Then here I am, Sperms McGee. Just the male actor in a straight porn movie. The prop. "Stand over there with your penis and do not say anything stupid. We will call you when we are ready."
Labels: babies, family, l-i-v-i-n, porn, the boy, vajayjay
The wife has successfully gone
number three and brought into this world our first offspring (click
here for some hot Flickr action). She was in labor for 33 hours and produced our eight pound, twenty-inch boy on April 7, 2009 just after 8:13 PM. I saw many things I can never un-see during the birth of my son. All parts of the female anatomy are now completely demystified for me. While I can still objectify naked woman, I now understand that nature intended for boobs to be suckled by infants and that a vagina was meant for a baby to be pushed out of, not for me to press/push/thrust my penis on/in/around. The boy is experiencing a touch of the
Jaundice and is currently laying in a portable baby tanning bed, but other than that, we are all happy, healthy and exhausted.
Labels: babies, boobs, family, l-i-v-i-n, pregnancy, the boy, vajayjay, wife
