Rest in peace, Mr. Furley. We hardly knew ye.

Labels: death, pop culture

• Bestiality is now illegal in Washington inspired by a pervert that was thankfully removed from the human gene pool by a giant horse cock.
• Skyscraper escape pods inspired by the the victims that plummeted to their deaths from the burning floors of the World Trade Center.
• A marriage contract inspired by a personality disorder.
• A passion for wrestling not inspired by a ruptured testicle.

Labels: link goodness, perversion, tomfoolery

Happiness is a useless white supremacist getting smacked around. My favorite thing about this story (aside from the image) is the reporter's photo caption: White Power with a magenta hue. Good times.

Labels: prison, tomfoolery

• The rise and fall of an Indian reservation drug dealer. Jake digs the bear claw tattoos prominently displayed on homegirl's sweater puppies. He would. The guy does shit like this on the weekends.
• A dissertation on the NBA logo. The article argues whether the logo should be redesigned to reflect the current culture of the league or remain the way it is. I say redesign the logo to something that is indicative of the modern NBA; a tattooed kid with cornrows that cannot play defense and has no outside shot but can dunk like a hungry police officer at a coffee shop.
• Good to hear that Hank has not lost his edge.
• Tanith Belbin has made me a fan of Olympic ice dancing. There. I said it.

Labels: drugs, jake, link goodness, music, sports

Watching the Winter Olympics for the past week has lead me to one undeniable truth: there is nothing more gay than single male figure skating. I do not deny the skill and hard work it must take to do all those tricks on ice, but an extravagant swan outfit? All I ask is that our diminutive homosexuals dressed as princess fairies are better at silly little ice spins than other country's diminutive homosexuals dressed as princess fairies. Way to fuck that up, Johnny Weir.

Labels: sports, tomfoolery

• A minor league hockey promotion that is much better than mixed gender, on-ice dodge ball: the man with the hairiest back.
  
• Wikipedia for the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.
  
• Tom's unholy seed no longer needs its host body upon entering the world, therefore, the host's usefulness is no more.

Labels: link goodness, pop culture, sports, tomfoolery, valentines day

• Quote of the day: "You ain't the only one with a Glock."
  
• Aw, Scotty. You are making it too easy for me, man.
  
• Weather conditions from the Axis of Evil.

Labels: link goodness, politics, pop culture, sports

If you need a reason not to sleep with your sister, click here.

Labels: mormons, perversion, religion

• Bea Arthur wrestles a velocoraptor.
• Man impregnates teenager. Man marries impregnated teenager. Man goes to court in NASCAR tie (click on image). Man goes to jail. Moral of the story: If you impregnate an underage girl, do not wear a NASCAR tie to court.
• A low-speed internet connection can be frustrating, but whatever happened to running down to the Circle K and picking up a pack of smokes and a Penthouse Forum?

Labels: link goodness, perversion, pop culture, tomfoolery

Twenty-five strippers and their respective mug shots. These dancing ladies of the evening were busted for all manner of illegal activities including cocaine peddling, prostitution, lewdness, exposure of sexual organs and the improper solicitation of alcohol sales. I respect the attitude of dancer number three, I appreciate the lifeless cocaine-addled eyes on dancers number six and fifteen and I am certain dancer number twenty one is smuggling plums. After browsing through this gallery, I think I would pay most of these women to keep their clothes on rather than take them off.

Labels: crime, drugs, liquor, strippers

The magical world of eyebrow tattooing. I am pretty sure tattooing "Fuck You" or "Aryan Honor" on your face limits any legal career pursuits and automatically makes you guilty of anything subversive going down within a ten mile radius.

Labels: crime, tattoos