- I cannot wait to have another baby only to see my kids do this to each other.
- "Yes, Jimmy. There is such thing as the freshman fifteen."
- Ed McMahon is sleeping with Jesus. Ed was most famous for being the Lancelot to Johnny Carson's King Arthur, hosting Star Search and giving old ladies heart attacks via Publisher's Clearinghouse. I was unaware that Ed was a retired Colonel and accomplished pilot in WWII and Korea.
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