mattbrozovich.com :: Kathy Sabine, Lesbian Turkish Oil Wrestling, The Esurance Girl

For those with an aversion to evacuating their bowels in the in the woods, I present you the shit box.
I like it when my pay-per-view smut is uncomplicated. This digital cable menu reminds me of my trip to Vegas when Wil and EZ were going through the Spank Vision listings. We stopped giggling like middle school girls huffing ether when we landed the she-male feature With or Without.
It has to be tough living in Alex P. Keaton's shadow and all, but damn Andy, settle the fuck down. I long for the day when my friend working in the Boulder County DOC splits Andy Keaton's skull with a nightstick for getting "mouthy" in lock up.

Labels: boulder, ez, link goodness, poop, porn, sg crew, vegas, wil

5:18 AM :: TALK SMACK DON'T SHOOT IT (4)

4 Comments:

I was beginning to wonder if you had been posting.. it looks like your Atom/RSS feed is broken since the last post it shows is from months ago.

You should get the angry tattooed freak to set you up with Wordpress. ;)

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Brandon, at 2:21 PM

Thanks for the heads up, B. Fixed that shit w/o switching to WordPress. Just had some extra 'whacks' in my template.

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Broz, at 3:23 PM

Sweet, yes, everything is up to date now. I thought maybe it was something wonky with Blogger.

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Brandon, at 11:31 PM

I feel like an old idiot in vegas when I go out to clubs. I probably look worse than this guy....

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Francisco, at 11:23 AM