Labels: crime, tomfoolery, unemployment
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October 18, 2006
Advanced Pocket Pool
Bob Arno makes a living studying pickpockets. A pickpocketing career would be a good move for an unemployed deviant like myself. If you invite me over for a barbecue and I squirt mustard all over you shirt and gank your wallet please don't get angry with me. I am just doing my job, baby.
2:05 PM ::
TALK SMACK DON'T SHOOT IT (2)
2 Comments: here's why pickpocket is not a good career for you: 1. You're subtle like a train wreck. 2. It's October - BBQ season is over. 3. After swiping a wallet you wouldn't be able to stop yourself from punching the guy in the face when you were done. 4. I've already bought a stolen watch from your shady family - the market is only so big. 5. trying to pick the wallet of a hot chick you would wind up putting a finger in the stink. By  , at
12:31 PM
Who stole a wallet? By Lou Pinellia, at
11:18 AM
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