In a few hours, the debauchery that is my bachelor party will begin. I have been drinking water and eating horrible, greasy foods all morning in the attempts of proliferating a preemptive strike against the alcohol I will consume in the next twelve hours. Go Karts will be
driven and crashed, wild game such as buffalo, elk and quail will be
eaten, liquor will be drunk and my cousin, fresh off a plane from Kuwait, may end up either in detox or in traction.
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