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September 27, 2005
Silvia Johnson: Queen Of The Educated Decision
You may remember Silvia Johnson, the pride of Arvada's parenting community. After learning life altering lessons from her previous legal misadventures (read: giving teenage boys free dope and sucking them off), Silvia filled an SUV with adolescent children and gave the wheel to a young, unlicensed driver. Hijinks ensued.
2:02 AM ::
TALK SMACK DON'T SHOOT IT (4)
4 Comments: Parents are SOOOO much cooler these days. Letting high school dudes double up on her; that's sweet. Then a few months down the road, and days before her trial, she lets even younger kids play a live round of Grand Theft Auto...before they can even touch the pedals...nice. My mom was super un-cool. I want a do over. By  MixMasterMatt, at
8:35 PM
M-Mom??? -Tyler By  , at
5:34 AM
MixCrapsterMatt's mom probably didn't offer anyone pizza rolls either. -Tyler By , at
12:16 PM
Tyler, that would be "Mmm...Mom" to you, pal! # M's, M cubed, as it were. M to the 3. Work with me, kid. And, my mother always offered pizza, of course I had to make it. But, pizza was available none the less. By MixMasterMatt, at
9:45 PM
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