mattbrozovich.com :: Kathy Sabine, Lesbian Turkish Oil Wrestling, The Esurance Girl

Today marks the third decade that I have been alive. If you forgot to get me something please refer to my Amazon Wish List or throw me a dollar bill as if I were a skank stripper named Midnight working the day shift at a seedy club in North Denver who is two months pregnant and has three sex partners tattooed on her arm. People of note who share my birthday:

Victoria Silvstedt (Playboy playmate)
Debbye Turner (Miss America 1990)
Trisha Yearwood (Country Singer)
Joan Lunden (Cohost, Good Morning America 1980-1997)
Jeremy Irons (Actor)
A tattooed, red-headed ordained minister that resides in Los Angeles.

People of unworthy of sharing my birthday:

Jimmy Fallon (Alleged Comedian)
Matthew Perry (Alleged Actor)

Labels: birthday, strippers

11:50 AM :: TALK SMACK DON'T SHOOT IT (4)

4 Comments:

Happy birthday you old bitch

By

Kaye, at 3:27 PM

Thanks, you skeezed out whore.

By

Broz, at 2:45 PM

"I feel for you...I think it's your birthday"

Chaka Khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Chaka Khan
Let me rock you, that's all I wanna do
Chaka Khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Chaka Khan
Let me rock you, 'cause I feel for you

By

Chaka Khan, at 2:55 PM

happy belated birthday, dickbag...

By

Ci$co, at 9:37 AM