• A man annoyed by an incessant car alarm unloads a pistol into the offending automobile to silence said alarm and gets arrested? He should be getting a medal for outstanding community service.
• Posh Spice has admitted to never reading a book. I am sure you are all as shocked as me.
• How to maintain a cordial relationship with your neighbor dying of cancer: Paint "Die You Miserable Bitch" on the side of your house.

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