- I enjoy having a penis.
- I am going to be all Top Jimmy on the treadmill tonight.
- There are two advantages to being with a woman who just had a baby. First, the oversized breasts would be fun to smack around. Second, you have a natural milk source around if you need a squirt in your Raisin Bran and do not feeling like driving to the grocery store.
- I wonder if the two-headed baby is doing okay.
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