A 150-pound gargoylestatue carved out of solid English oak that may come alive and see its owner empty a .357 magnum into its demon-possessed ass. Bidding starts at $1.6 million.
Sounds like someone had too many beers and caught "Curse of the Golem" (http://imdb.com/title/tt0061826/) on late-night cable. Oh, wait... that was me. :)