I do not understand the Krispy Kreme phenomenon. Whenever a company-wide email goes out regarding the mere presence of Krispy Kremes, herds of gluttonous fucks stampede into the company break room and lay waste to the donuts as if they were Georgia during General Sherman's March To The Sea. In my opinion, Krispy Kreme donuts taste like the sugared sweat of a donkey's balls.

Labels: data slaughterhouse, gluttony