French fans spat on Lance Armstrong as he pedaled to victory during the latest stage of the Tour De France. Barring a cataclysmic disaster, Armstrong is poised to win the race for the sixth consecutive time. Whats the matter, France? You cannot handle an American with one testicle winning your silly little bike race six years in a row? Show him some respect or the next time tanks come rolling through the Champ Elysees you will be on your own.

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