• "I started doing so much cocaine, my dick was completely useless. So when girls would come around and say they were willing to do anything to meet the band, I just started throwing meat at them. That's what they had to do to earn their backstage pass. I'd make them strip down and stand in the corner while we pelted them with the deli tray. After a while, it became like this daily event. All the bands would stop sound check and gather round, just to watch me throw meat at some chick."
• "He asked me if I wanted a drink, and I said 'Sure,'" she recalls. "Then, out of nowhere, he puts his hand up my dress and, not even knowing me, sticks his finger in my asshole. I didn't even flinch, though, because I knew he was just trying to get a reaction out of me. And right there he said he knew I was his girl."
• Motorhead guitarist Phil Campbell offered him a hamburger. "I was starving because I hadn't eaten for a long time, so I said, 'Sure,'" Hickey says. "And because my nose was so torn up from all the speed I'd just snorted, I couldn't smell." He could taste it, though, and high as he was, it only took him one bite to realize that Campbell hadn't given him a hamburger at all, but rather a patty of shit stuck between a bun. "That was my appreciation for being so dedicated to the band," Hickey says. "A shit sandwich."

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