After watching the Chicago Cubs blow a three games to one lead over the Florida Marlins in the 2003 NLCS and missing yet another World Series opportunity, it is my opinion that the franchise should end as of three o'clock today. Lock up Wrigley Field, cut the players severance checks and end the fucking ball club's existence. The Cubs have not won a World Series since 1908. That is 95 years and ample time for any professional sports organization to get a title. For those Cubs fans blaming mystical forces, I assure you the Cubbies postseason collapse had nothing to do with a goat or an over zealous fan, and everything to do with allowing your opponent to score 8 runs in one inning and your pitching ace giving up seven earned runs in the final deciding game (tying only four other pitchers in history for most earned runs against in a game seven). Congratulations to the Florida Marlins. Good luck in the big dance.

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