One of my favorite all-time Jerry Springer episodes is when he helped an 800 pound tub of shit get to the hospital to lose weight. The show highlighted the many complexities of a fat pig's life like wolfing down a 12-piece bucket of chicken from KFC in one sitting or needing a bed pan to defecate due to excessive weight keeping her bedridden. The show concluded with a team of emergency personnel cutting open the side of a double wide with an industrial saw and extracting Jabba with a forklift. This link just reminded me of that.

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